I have cooked thousands of meals in my life. I have unloaded the dishwasher so many times I could probably do it blindfolded, which is ironic because half the time I am doing it at night with one kitchen light on so I do not wake anyone. I have balanced hot pans, opened stubborn cabinets with my hip, and somehow carried too many plates at once because walking back twice felt like defeat.

So when I watched Figure Helix calmly walk into a kitchen and unload a dishwasher in four minutes without drama, I felt something unexpected.